V-Day Weekend

This is my Valentine's Day gift from Mark. It is a cornycopia. I told him I wanted horrible, horrible pickup lines for Valentine's Day and that is what I got. Each of the little things of corn has a massacred pickup line on the back. My favorite kinds. By "massacred," I mean we take a normal pickup line and make it SO MUCH BETTER. For example,

"You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got 'fine' written all over you. And I would go to court to get rid of you."

This is probably the best present ever.

So all in all, it was a good V-day weekend. Last night was the Chinese Food Fiasco, which involved ordering craptons of food, waiting two hours, calling them, they thought we were pick-up even though they SAID delivery, waiting another hour for the food, realizing we were missing two bags worth of food, waiting for them to deliver THAT.... at least it was 50% off. And I still have all of my cashew chicken in Mark's fridge waiting to go to the party in my tummy. (oh noooo)

So I can't really write much because I'm supposed to be reading the first 3 acts of A Midsummer Night's Dream for my English class in an hour, so I am going to go do that. Wheee! I'll write more once interesting things happen.